Things I do not tolerate

I have to insist upon these bare essential rules being respected. They are as follows:

• No smoking on my premises

• Do not turn up drugged out of your brain or drunk. I'm drug enough for you.

• Be clean and smell clean always. Showers are provided.

• Nothing less than absolute respectfulness at all times.

• Deliberate naughtiness is not acceptable and will not be rewarded.